Oh, SNAP! It's not some regular fail petition, neither! It's a some kind of photo petition where you have to get out your camera or cell phone, use just enough energy to point at something and take a picture. Then you have to email the dang photo and THEN sign the petition:
Oh, okay. OK! Geez, stop it, already - I said I'd do it! Will post with an update - if you post about this on your blog, send a link and it will encourage me to actually do an update and post it along with the update.