Compost Kid and other names you shouldn't give your children

The Compost Kid is featured prominently on the new compost bucket I got from Waste Watchers. What an unfortunate name for a superhero, wouldn't you agree? And no wonder he is pretty much the geekiest of the Waste Watcher gang -- if your name was "Compost Kid" and you had a banana peel on your superhero suit, you'd be pretty goofy looking too, I bet. He probably doesn't even want to do it; Big Blue probably threatens to beat him up if he leaves the Waste Watchers.

Who watches the Waste Men, indeed.